Pollen Protester Gifts

Allergy Clinic: Summertime and the Breathing is Wheezy.

Bees SOS

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

"We ship ours from Deckville to Lyleport."

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

"I'm from the Environmental Protection Agency. You're doing great."

"Your heart won't tolerate any more town-hall meetings."

Self-styled '60s revolutionary Mort Park, Incensed by Arizona's new immigration law, asked his cafe cohorts to road trip to Phoenix to protest. They agreed, hoping to meet chicks. I've had three lattes and programmed the Phoenix Hooters into the GPS. Y'all go to sleep in back and when you wake up or we'll be getting our mojo on. And protesting bigoted policies! And watered-down drinks. How dare they serve that cheap stuff. Must have banana daiquiris.

"Here's Pollen!"

Water Pollution

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

Organic Farm

'That's the worst hay fever I've ever seen.'

Smoky Factory

A madness of motorists

Box reads: 'DIRECT ACTION MAN'.

Plastic Discovered Everywhere

"How were the first few sips?"

Surfing the Brown Water.

'Give me your tired, your poor, your toxic wastes...'

Sniff

Allergy Clinic: Summertime and the Living is Wheezy.

"Al's either catching a cold or practicing for spring allergies."

Allergy Bully

Light pollution near the observatory was out of hand.

"I can't go on, old man - it's my damned hay fever again..."

Jim dreamt of a world where, one day, all office plants would be released back into the wild...

Magnified Hay Fever Pollen.

4x4 car surrounded by drivers who hate 4x4s - Child in car saying - "Mummy, I don't feel safe in a 4x4."

Fine. Block my email and jam my cellphone. I'll just goof off more at the water cooler!

'The meek don't want it!'

Antihistamine: The other side of the pro-histamine debate.

Surfing sewage

'It's a miracle! No tidemark!'