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'I don't usually invite a guy in after the first date, but...how are you at emptying mousetraps?'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'I found the termites!'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.

". . . be very quiet. . . I'm gonna catch that varmint."

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

"Please stop! Let me get the wine first."

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

'Oh that's real nice! - And what about die process?'

'This infestation is far more serious than I was anticipating.'

"I heard the mosquitoes around here were a problem, but..."

"I think we have carpenter ants."

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

That's it. I'm killing that moth.

Make a careful study of these creatures and use every means to combat them...

Ask me about my litter!

"We're moving to a much safer neighborhood."

"You call yourself a pest removal expert? Well, my son is still living in my basement."

"Fred, Fred, forget the kitchen! I was scouting the bedroom and stumbled on the lady's chocolate stash in her bedside table!"

"Why won’t anyone play with me? I’m so very sad, all alone in this great big world. Why must I suffer?"

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'