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'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'I found the termites!'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

"Roaches, rats, mice, fleas, silverfish… we're all the family of vermin."

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

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Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

". . . be very quiet. . . I'm gonna catch that varmint."

"In a world where cockroaches are cute"

'Hello? Animal control?'

"We have a termite problem."

Rest distracted by moles.