Pest Paranoid Gifts

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'I found the termites!'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

"Roaches, rats, mice, fleas, silverfish… we're all the family of vermin."

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

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Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

Lost My Ability To Ruin Picnics. Please Help.

Rest distracted by moles.

"In a world where cockroaches are cute"

'Hello? Animal control?'

"We have a termite problem."

". . . be very quiet. . . I'm gonna catch that varmint."