Pest-humor Enthusiast Pillows

'Hold it. This stuff expired six months ago.'

"Houston, we have a problem."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

'How long did you try before calling?'

'Waiter! There's no hair in my soup!'

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

"I think we have an ant problem"

Practical Woodworm...

"In a world where cockroaches are cute"

'Yeah, I used to live with thousands of my friends in the kitchen of a restaurant, but for some reason, it was closed down...'

'It's not mine.'

'Thanks, 'two fish heads and a saucer of milk' is the best estimate so far.'

You know, there is an easier way.

A scratch of fleas

Pest control.

Clancy: Thick Flies

Mouse on Stilts

'No, Ma'am, nothin' dead under there... just a nest of adolescent lawyers.'

'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'

The seven year itch. 'Relax, it's only fleas.'

"Sorry, Jeff. Two's company, three's an infestation."

"Some day son, all this will be yours!"

'We've got bats.'

At the signing of the Great Picnic Treaty.

"Got Blood?"

Fly spraying skin.