Pest-humor Enthusiast Prints

'Hold it. This stuff expired six months ago.'

"Houston, we have a problem."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."

'How long did you try before calling?'

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

'Waiter! There's no hair in my soup!'

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

"I think we have an ant problem"

Practical Woodworm...

"In a world where cockroaches are cute"

'Yeah, I used to live with thousands of my friends in the kitchen of a restaurant, but for some reason, it was closed down...'

'Thanks, 'two fish heads and a saucer of milk' is the best estimate so far.'

Mouse on Stilts

The seven year itch. 'Relax, it's only fleas.'

'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'

Clancy: Thick Flies

A scratch of fleas

'No, Ma'am, nothin' dead under there... just a nest of adolescent lawyers.'

Pest control.

"Some day son, all this will be yours!"

'We've got bats.'

"Sorry, Jeff. Two's company, three's an infestation."

'Do currants have wings?' - 'You've just swallowed a fly.'

"Got Blood?"