Pest Humor Prints

'No, Ma'am, nothin' dead under there... just a nest of adolescent lawyers.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

"Houston, we have a problem."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Fly fishing.

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

'No need to shout.'

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

'Waiter! There's no hair in my soup!'

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

"Medical insurance? Are you kidding? No one will cover me for nine lives!"

"I think we have an ant problem"

'Yeah, I used to live with thousands of my friends in the kitchen of a restaurant, but for some reason, it was closed down...'

"It's OK! Stop splashing!"

Pirated mirrors.

Practical Woodworm...

'Play dead.'

'Thanks, 'two fish heads and a saucer of milk' is the best estimate so far.'

Clancy: Thick Flies

Mouse on Stilts

Pest control.

Tragedy strikes the Black Arrows display team!

A scratch of fleas