Pest Humor Pillows

'No, Ma'am, nothin' dead under there... just a nest of adolescent lawyers.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

"Houston, we have a problem."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Fly fishing.

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

'No need to shout.'

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'Waiter! There's no hair in my soup!'

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

"I think we have an ant problem"

"Medical insurance? Are you kidding? No one will cover me for nine lives!"

"It's OK! Stop splashing!"

Pirated mirrors.

'Yeah, I used to live with thousands of my friends in the kitchen of a restaurant, but for some reason, it was closed down...'

Practical Woodworm...

'Play dead.'

'Thanks, 'two fish heads and a saucer of milk' is the best estimate so far.'

A scratch of fleas

Tragedy strikes the Black Arrows display team!

The seven year itch. 'Relax, it's only fleas.'

Pest control.

Mouse on Stilts