Pest Warfare Strategist Gifts

Overkill: Pest Control.

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"Come and get it!"

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

Emotional Support Pest

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

The Costs Of Doing War.

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

Don't Worry, Joe, about Afghanistan

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

"I'm new at this - how long did it take you to get things under control?"

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

The Future

Battle.

"I think we should have used catapults before ground forces"

"Please stop! Let me get the wine first."

"I see many military victories, a heroic death and a grateful nation that will erect in your honor a statue that will be dirtied by pigeons every day, once and again."

Rest distracted by moles.

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

'Go ahead and laugh! But I haven't had a mosquito near me in years.'

"I heard the mosquitoes around here were a problem, but..."

The Great Conqueror of all.

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

Cheese robot-squad.

"Where should we hold this confrontation then?"

'A closer look,sir, and I've changed my mind on land mines.'

"As you can see, our scientists are busy working on retaliation."