Green Protectors T-Shirts

Golfers! Do not walk on this fairway! Crawl on your belly like a lizard.

The Environmentalist

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I love you too, big guy."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Trump leaving

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Smokey The Tree"

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Evolution.

"I brought cocoa."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Global Warming Coming Soon!

Igloo for birds.

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"That's an everblue."

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.