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'You haven't much experience in plant conservation, have you Winthorpe?'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Gardener attacked by plants.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

Fenwick, while I'm away I'm putting you in charge of the plant.

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

Frost advisory tonight.

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

Compassionate 'Conservation-ism'

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

"Have you seen my hot water bottle?"

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

Notre Dame Fire

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

No toxic waste in my backyard!

The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.

Protecting the green

"Tell them how hard we've worked to protect their habitat."

'That's typical of Nigel - endangered specimens come first!'

'This corner of the garden's a bit of a subtropical micro-climate actually...'

When We'll Take the Environment Seriously

"Will you be eating the flowers and knocking the vase off the counter here or to go?"

Garden store owner chasing away birds from his seed display.