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'That's typical of Nigel - endangered specimens come first!'

"You're on a what?!"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

Arctic Hothouse

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

Everything's coming up roses!

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

Flytrap nerd.

"I think we're ready for a tree."

The very rare and elusive, Rocky Mountain Big Horned Cow.

"Darn paparazzi."

That's him! The one with the mustache? Yes. I'll get him for what he did to you! How dare you sell my mother an addictive substance? Orchid show. Cymbidiums are not a prohibited drug. They should be. Mmm

'Say it with flowers' van driver sticks a cactus up to an aggressive driver.

Common Dodo!

"I told them I wanted a power environment. They answered with just one word."

Own a piece of history - floodwaters

'Stopped a shoplifter today. Caught him red-handed.'

'You haven't much experience in plant conservation, have you Winthorpe?'

'Are you sure this blooms every hundred years? Well if it doesn't, bring it back.'

Venus Fly Trap

Plant Story

'You know that rare specimen you lost - I think I've found it!'

"..my real interest is rare plants" "In his case, the ones that are still alive"

No caption (Nesting dolls look at a nesting casket).

Tail-piece to the Artists' Catalogue.