Rare Species T-Shirts

'You're lucky. Not only do they not eat you, they don't even know you exist.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Rare Books

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

Arctic Hothouse

The very rare and elusive, Rocky Mountain Big Horned Cow.

Man reading 'Endangered lepidoptera' book, wife says 'The moths in your wallet must be pretty rare!'.

"Darn paparazzi."

'Careful, he bites.'

Mammoth

'It's so rare you'll need your own teleton.'

Snake Charmer

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."

Mum, remember you said I could have a pet...

Common Dodo!

'That's typical of Nigel - endangered specimens come first!'

"The organism is so rare there are no Chicken Soup for the Soul books dedicated to it."

"I'm still looking, sir."

'I smell anal glands!'

Eskimo turtle

'You haven't much experience in plant conservation, have you Winthorpe?'

The Very Last Dinosaur

'I travelled the World dude: Out of Australia, I could find a job in any Freak Show...'

'Are you sure this blooms every hundred years? Well if it doesn't, bring it back.'

'You know that rare specimen you lost - I think I've found it!'

'How dare you! I'm outrageously rich!'