Rare Diseases T-Shirts

'It's so rare you'll need your own teleton.'

Rare Books

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

The very rare and elusive, Rocky Mountain Big Horned Cow.

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Man reading 'Endangered lepidoptera' book, wife says 'The moths in your wallet must be pretty rare!'.

'That's typical of Nigel - endangered specimens come first!'

"I'm still looking, sir."

"The organism is so rare there are no Chicken Soup for the Soul books dedicated to it."

Billy strip: 'whiskey is not a cure for the common cold.'

'Catch this!'

'Are you sure this blooms every hundred years? Well if it doesn't, bring it back.'

'It's very rare. We don't even have a colored ribbon for it yet.'

"..my real interest is rare plants" "In his case, the ones that are still alive"

"Your condition is so rare it wouldn't be economical to look for a cure"

"My complaint is RARE? - y'mean none of my friends have it?"

"You have a condition whose name is very hard to remember."

Doctor informing patient about a disease.

"We've been knocked off the top spot with rabies...by a bunch of pigs with swine flu."

The Rare Moss Police Make Another Bust.

"Looks like an advanced version of the bird flu."

The Sir William Crookes Institute of Levitation.

"Your disease is so rare that there's never been any TV movies about it"

'I don't suppose that you see many Bernese Mountain Dogs in this country...

'You're lucky. Not only do they not eat you, they don't even know you exist.'