Rare Species Pillows

'You're lucky. Not only do they not eat you, they don't even know you exist.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Rare Books

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

The very rare and elusive, Rocky Mountain Big Horned Cow.

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

Arctic Hothouse

Man reading 'Endangered lepidoptera' book, wife says 'The moths in your wallet must be pretty rare!'.

"Darn paparazzi."

'Careful, he bites.'

Mammoth

'It's so rare you'll need your own teleton.'

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."

Snake Charmer

Mum, remember you said I could have a pet...

'That's typical of Nigel - endangered specimens come first!'

Common Dodo!

"I'm still looking, sir."

"The organism is so rare there are no Chicken Soup for the Soul books dedicated to it."

'I smell anal glands!'

'You haven't much experience in plant conservation, have you Winthorpe?'

Eskimo turtle

'I travelled the World dude: Out of Australia, I could find a job in any Freak Show...'

The Very Last Dinosaur

'Are you sure this blooms every hundred years? Well if it doesn't, bring it back.'

'You know that rare specimen you lost - I think I've found it!'

'How dare you! I'm outrageously rich!'