Rare Species Devotee Pillows

Man reading 'Endangered lepidoptera' book, wife says 'The moths in your wallet must be pretty rare!'.

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Thomas Hardy

You're the olive in my martini

"Bonk!"

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Arms race - USA and Russia.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

One book... One book... One book...

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

"Oh, and don’t forget to pick up you-know-who’s ‘woof-woof’ treats."

The very rare and elusive, Rocky Mountain Big Horned Cow.

War and Peace

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

'It's not bad enough that he explains everything... He even explains his explanations.'

"I like your slavish attention to detail."

"She's a weiner cat."

'It was a split decision.'

A man working on a model airplane

"We know it was meant to be. We illegally downloaded the exact same music!"

"You're not a goat person?"

Thriller of the Week

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

"The organism is so rare there are no Chicken Soup for the Soul books dedicated to it."

That's what I call attention to detail!

"Do you think I should get a tail job?"

"I've done it – I've found the most basic particle!"

Rabbits popping out of holes on a hillside.