Rare Species Devotee Pillows

Man reading 'Endangered lepidoptera' book, wife says 'The moths in your wallet must be pretty rare!'.

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Thomas Hardy

"Bonk!"

You're the olive in my martini

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Arms race - USA and Russia.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

One book... One book... One book...

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

The very rare and elusive, Rocky Mountain Big Horned Cow.

"Oh, and don’t forget to pick up you-know-who’s ‘woof-woof’ treats."

War and Peace

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

'It's not bad enough that he explains everything... He even explains his explanations.'

"She's a weiner cat."

"I like your slavish attention to detail."

A man working on a model airplane

'It was a split decision.'

"We know it was meant to be. We illegally downloaded the exact same music!"

"The organism is so rare there are no Chicken Soup for the Soul books dedicated to it."

That's a salad pitchfork, Bob.

"You're not a goat person?"

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

Thriller of the Week

That's what I call attention to detail!

"Do you think I should get a tail job?"

Sania Mirza