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"The organism is so rare there are no Chicken Soup for the Soul books dedicated to it."

"Admit it, we're lost."

Exciting potato bugs.

Shark infested custard!

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"What a way to go."

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"Would you like flies with that order?"

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

Adios Amoebas

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

'Exotic Garden'

"I don't get it - he wasn't with us when we started."

The very rare and elusive, Rocky Mountain Big Horned Cow.

"Just as he was singing 'I'd like to be under the sea in an Octopus' garden', a giant, tentacled arm reached up and pulled McCartney into the ocean."

'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

'Historically, the population decline started when the Dodo Government introduced a tax on flying...'

Someday, the worm will turn.

Discovery.

Alright! Now I get to have two girlfriends.

'You give really great cuddles mummy!'

Insect grammar. Termite. Termitier. Termitiest.

How Platypuses Are Born

BIG HOOF

'My favorites are Leeuwenhoek, who proved we exist, and Pasteur, who showed the world we have some clout.'

Chameleon.

'Looks like a virus.'

Common Dodo!

'That's typical of Nigel - endangered specimens come first!'

'You might say they wormed their way into my heart!'

'Rumble bees.'

"Excuse me, does this bus go the ocean?"

Bio Lab. This powerful microscope has complete changed the way I look at life!

"First of all, I'd like to thank the bacteria"