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'That's typical of Nigel - endangered specimens come first!'

"You're on a what?!"

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

The very rare and elusive, Rocky Mountain Big Horned Cow.

The Specimen Hunter

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

"You must stop digging up the past."

'I wish you'd stop looking for specimens just once Arnold and admire the view!'

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

"I'm still looking, sir."

Purple Squirrel

Few have seen the elusive bamboo chicken.

"The organism is so rare there are no Chicken Soup for the Soul books dedicated to it."

'Ooh, this is an old one. I'll bet it's worth its weight in oil.'

"There's a small gland in the center of the skull called the pituitary, and . . ."

A man finds the first edition of the Ten Commandments written on stone tablets in a bookstore.

'Are you sure this blooms every hundred years? Well if it doesn't, bring it back.'

'You know that rare specimen you lost - I think I've found it!'

"..my real interest is rare plants" "In his case, the ones that are still alive"

The Rare Moss Police Make Another Bust.

Chef trying to tempt birds into his frying pan

'Don't take the buyout.'

'I'm looking for the 'Congratulations on your Presidential Pardon' cards.'

'I'm looking for a mid-19th century stamp from Tibet.'