Unique Creatures T-Shirts

'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Hugh fans!"

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Casting in the swamp.

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

The Centaur of Attention.

For services to Tourism. . .

"In a strange way, General, we may have brought all this upon ourselves!"

"She's a weiner cat."

Snake Charmer

'Careful, he bites.'

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."

'Wow, a weird animal without a mouth.'

Unicorn Hoopla

"Whoever she is...she's one hell of an egg donor."

Mum, remember you said I could have a pet...

"No, no, I like you. I only meant that we have to make you liable to the jury."

"Oh Rodney. Others may see a horrible orge, but I see a lonely, frightened child within you."

"Sure, it's disgusting, but it's nice to have something that needs me."

'I smell anal glands!'

Less Desirable Half-Women Half-Fish

"I wanna thank everyone who believed in me!"

Eskimo turtle

A sliding tackle with an unusual outcome.

'Note to self: never eat bean burritos before stalking a victim!'

Yeti