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"Hugh fans!"

"You were right...it is Godzilla."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Zombies.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Phoenix

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

The next damn Batman.

Born of the Dead

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

'Who's that painted lady?'

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

Parrot

"Frankenstein? Isn't the story of a being made from the parts of others a little far-fetched?" "I find it very believable."

Man is attacked by sea creature.

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

Romance gets off to a rough start in the Paleozoic era.

Flytrap nerd.

"In a strange way, General, we may have brought all this upon ourselves!"

"It's always 'Get me a Godzilla type,' never 'Get me Godzilla!'"

Octo-Bus.

"It's the call of Cthulhu."

"How am I rampaging?"

A vampire with a darkness flashlight