Creature Design T-Shirts

Phoenix

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Hugh fans!"

The Pink Bantha

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

Born of the Dead

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

'Who's that painted lady?'

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

Man is attacked by sea creature.

"Frankenstein? Isn't the story of a being made from the parts of others a little far-fetched?" "I find it very believable."

Parrot

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

Godzilla vs. Himself.

"In a strange way, General, we may have brought all this upon ourselves!"

'Okay - is there anybody ElSE whose homework ate their dog?'

Nethead strip: Cyperpet off his food

Flytrap nerd.

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

"How am I rampaging?"

"It's the call of Cthulhu."

Octo-Bus.

A vampire with a darkness flashlight

"You've just eaten half of Chicago and wonder why you've got Gas? That's why they call it the Windy City Stupid!"