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Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Fishing Tales

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

The Elliot Ness monster.

The Pink Bantha

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Hugh fans!"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Warrior Woman

Catasaurus

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

Viking Loch Ness

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."