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Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Fishing Tales

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

The Elliot Ness monster.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Warrior Woman

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"Hugh fans!"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Viking Loch Ness

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

Catasaurus

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"