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Bob's Apartment

Oh, yeah, meant to warn you not to step on that place. Lego.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

"It's a mixed breed."

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

The Pink Bantha

'Who's that painted lady?'

Centaur walks by a 'Ped X-Breeding' sign on the sidewalk.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"You've just eaten half of Chicago and wonder why you've got Gas? That's why they call it the Windy City Stupid!"

Happy Wappy

"You can't let it worry you, Jamie. It's just one of those things in life no one can do anything about."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Hugh fans!"

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Phoenix

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Casting in the swamp.

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

Vodka

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

'Okay - is there anybody ElSE whose homework ate their dog?'

The Centaur of Attention.

For services to Tourism. . .

Worm Appreciation Society!

Flytrap nerd.

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

"No, no, I like you. I only meant that we have to make you liable to the jury."

Convergent Fauna

Olivia Had a Big Head.