Creatures Gifts

Bob's Apartment

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

"It's a mixed breed."

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

'Who's that painted lady?'

Centaur walks by a 'Ped X-Breeding' sign on the sidewalk.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"You've just eaten half of Chicago and wonder why you've got Gas? That's why they call it the Windy City Stupid!"

Happy Wappy

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"Hugh fans!"

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Phoenix

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Casting in the swamp.

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

Vodka

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

Flytrap nerd.

Worm Appreciation Society!

For services to Tourism. . .

'Okay - is there anybody ElSE whose homework ate their dog?'

The Centaur of Attention.

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

"No, no, I like you. I only meant that we have to make you liable to the jury."

'Anything of biological interest in your neck of the woods, Anderson?'

Olivia Had a Big Head.

"Oh Rodney. Others may see a horrible orge, but I see a lonely, frightened child within you."

Convergent Fauna

"I wanna thank everyone who believed in me!"