Fantasy Creatures Gifts

"No, no, I like you. I only meant that we have to make you liable to the jury."

'Beastial Hybrids: Llamaconda.'

Werewolf Cellmate

Global warming will come soon. Bigfoot and the Yeti told me so.

The Centaur of Attention.

A sliding tackle with an unusual outcome.

"Either that's a real, live undecided voter or we definitely have to quit drinking..."

"Oh Rodney. Others may see a horrible orge, but I see a lonely, frightened child within you."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

The Fourth Little Pig

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Alien David statue

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Toadstools

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"You left this on our ship."