Fantasy Creatures Gifts

"No, no, I like you. I only meant that we have to make you liable to the jury."

Unicorn horseshoes

Do you guys understand any of this fantasy league stuff?

'Beastial Hybrids: Llamaconda.'

Werewolf Cellmate

Global warming will come soon. Bigfoot and the Yeti told me so.

The Centaur of Attention.

A sliding tackle with an unusual outcome.

"Either that's a real, live undecided voter or we definitely have to quit drinking..."

"He's my little fur baby is what he is."

"Oh Rodney. Others may see a horrible orge, but I see a lonely, frightened child within you."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

The Fourth Little Pig

Alien David statue

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

The tooth fairy.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.