Creature Design Gifts

Phoenix

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Hugh fans!"

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Born of the Dead

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

'Who's that painted lady?'

Parrot

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

"Frankenstein? Isn't the story of a being made from the parts of others a little far-fetched?" "I find it very believable."

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

Man is attacked by sea creature.

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

'Okay - is there anybody ElSE whose homework ate their dog?'

"In a strange way, General, we may have brought all this upon ourselves!"

Nethead strip: Cyperpet off his food

Flytrap nerd.

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

"It's the call of Cthulhu."

Octo-Bus.

A vampire with a darkness flashlight

"How am I rampaging?"

Olivia Had a Big Head.

"You've just eaten half of Chicago and wonder why you've got Gas? That's why they call it the Windy City Stupid!"