Creature Design Gifts

Phoenix

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Hugh fans!"

The Pink Bantha

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

Born of the Dead

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

'Who's that painted lady?'

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

Man is attacked by sea creature.

"Frankenstein? Isn't the story of a being made from the parts of others a little far-fetched?" "I find it very believable."

Parrot

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

Godzilla vs. Himself.

"In a strange way, General, we may have brought all this upon ourselves!"

'Okay - is there anybody ElSE whose homework ate their dog?'

Nethead strip: Cyperpet off his food

Flytrap nerd.

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

"How am I rampaging?"

"It's the call of Cthulhu."

Octo-Bus.

A vampire with a darkness flashlight

"You've just eaten half of Chicago and wonder why you've got Gas? That's why they call it the Windy City Stupid!"