Cute Creatures Gifts

"Do you have it in slim fit?"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Baby frog with fly mobile.

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

'I'm huggable!'

"Squeeze a monkey! They've only gone and taken all the blanket again!"

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

'Mum, stop reading over my shoulder!'

Bear painting himself as a teddy bear.

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

"This is humiliating. Couldn't you drop me a block from school?"

"You don't even want to know where your key is!"

Gee, thanks

Raccoon notepad

'I think I need a zip up pocket.'

How caffeine interacts with human brain cells.

How Snails Are Born

'It's the Year of the Rabbit...are you going to let your ears grow?'

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

"We're going to be late."

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

'You're crazy! I'm 10 times cuter that you ever thought of being!'

'Due to the economy, we've replaced Financial News with a new segment called 'Pictures of Puppies and Kittens.''

"Honestly, ever since I withdrew from the world and submerged myself in videos of round animals, I've been feeling so much better!"

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'

"Tia Carmen could never live without her 'que.'"

"Well, it look like somebody has the Christmas spirit."

'Look, no matter what happens, if anybody asks, I was here with you the whole night.'