Cute Critter Admirers Gifts

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Puppy.

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

'I'm huggable!'

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

'Mum, stop reading over my shoulder!'

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

Rat interviewed on a Sports Chatshow.

"Hmm, over-oaked chardonnay! My kind of wine!"

Husband's worst pet - Easily Trained to nag.

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

"Okay, I admit it. You are a good dog."

'It's the Year of the Rabbit...are you going to let your ears grow?'

'I think I need a zip up pocket.'

Raccoon notepad

How Snails Are Born

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

Eddie's Fables presents: "The Worm and the Caterpillar"

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'

'Hurray! Ants!'

'So - curiosity strikes again!'

'Due to the economy, we've replaced Financial News with a new segment called 'Pictures of Puppies and Kittens.''

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'

"The usual, please, Ken."

Weasal

"Cute, my furry little webbed feet! It's freezing in here and would it kill you to throw me a crab claw-cracker or something!?"

'Disgusting! We don't go playing in their toilet!'

'I still enjoy nuts, but... Quiet! Here comes another one.'

And that's how the people got winter to end this year...

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'