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The Pink Bantha

Demure lady with gloves

Director/Action Man toy.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Victorian Lady

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Happy Easter

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Cut!

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

A man washing a mascot costume

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

Silly wig.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Downton Abbey Road"

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Epic Battles

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Moustached gentleman

Phoenix

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Snail Man