Creature Designers Pillows

Director/Action Man toy.

Demure lady with gloves

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Victorian Lady

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Happy Easter

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

A man washing a mascot costume

Silly wig.

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Epic Battles

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Downton Abbey Road"

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Moustached gentleman

Phoenix

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Snail Man

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."