Creative Critter Lover Pillows

"You're amazing!"

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

"Everything I had in my shell is now on my tablet."

'Mum, stop reading over my shoulder!'

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

"Hmm, over-oaked chardonnay! My kind of wine!"

Husband's worst pet - Easily Trained to nag.

How Snails Are Born

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

Smart Asp

'The main difference between small animal surgery and large animal surgery...'

'Clown fish ... '

'So - curiosity strikes again!'

'Hurray! Ants!'

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'

Art for Cats

"Don't worry about digging under the chicken coop fence: I have a bolt-cutter..."

"The usual, please, Ken."

"Wow! These birds are getting clever."

"Don't be impressed - he made it himself out of styrofoam."

"He shows great artistic pretension."

Mensa Application Form.

"He never heard the Prius coming."

Sugar Daddy Long Legs

Mouse painting a cat picture with his tail.

Not my business...

'He's a cross between a Bull Terrier and a Poodle. . . a Bulldoodle.'

And that's how the people got winter to end this year...

Hybrid & crossbreeding in farm animals runs amok.

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

"Finally out of the hamster wheel I can get some knitting done."