Funny Critter Lover Pillows

"Everything I had in my shell is now on my tablet."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

"You're amazing!"

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

'Mum, stop reading over my shoulder!'

A centi-stampede.

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

"I've never known a child like him. He's always finding things."

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

'Well yes, they sent me into space: But to be perfectly honest, I had no idea as to what was going on...'

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

Funky Facts: True or false, Seagulls drink both fresh and salt water?

"Hi, we're Indri Lemurs and we'd like to become EU members because we're an endangered species! Until then please send us some weapons so we can defend ourselves against extinction!"

Cat Emojis

Smart Asp

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

How Snails Are Born

'The main difference between small animal surgery and large animal surgery...'

'Clown fish ... '

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

"Aww, geez... what next?"

'So - curiosity strikes again!'

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."

Man's Dog Begging For Him.

"Don't worry about digging under the chicken coop fence: I have a bolt-cutter..."

'She saved the best for last!'

Cat's busy calendar

"Wow! These birds are getting clever."

Mensa Application Form.

'This kookaburra he's talking to - they're AUSTRALIAN aren't they?'

Sugar Daddy Long Legs