Clever Critter Fan Pillows

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"Don't worry about digging under the chicken coop fence: I have a bolt-cutter..."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

'I'm huggable!'

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

'Mum, stop reading over my shoulder!'

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

"Everything I had in my shell is now on my tablet."

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

"Hmm, over-oaked chardonnay! My kind of wine!"

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

Husband's worst pet - Easily Trained to nag.

Gatorade!

Smart Asp

Raccoon notepad

'It's the Year of the Rabbit...are you going to let your ears grow?'

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

"Hi, we're Indri Lemurs and we'd like to become EU members because we're an endangered species! Until then please send us some weapons so we can defend ourselves against extinction!"

'I think I need a zip up pocket.'

Eddie's Fables presents: "The Worm and the Caterpillar"

'So - curiosity strikes again!'

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'

"It was too good to be true when the old cat died! They're just back from the shelter with a kitten..."

'Hurray! Ants!'

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'

Weasal

Snake

'She saved the best for last!'

"Wow! These birds are getting clever."