Clever Critter Admirer Pillows

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

'I'm huggable!'

"You're amazing!"

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

"Everything I had in my shell is now on my tablet."

'Mum, stop reading over my shoulder!'

"Hmm, over-oaked chardonnay! My kind of wine!"

Husband's worst pet - Easily Trained to nag.

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

The Reclusive Flying Hell Rat

'I think I need a zip up pocket.'

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

Smart Asp

Eddie's Fables presents: "The Worm and the Caterpillar"

'So - curiosity strikes again!'

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'

Hipster Coyote

'Hurray! Ants!'

Weasal

Dog taking newspaper from post box.

'And a hint of oak.'

"Maybe there's something to this Darwin stuff."

"Don't worry about digging under the chicken coop fence: I have a bolt-cutter..."

"Don't worry, everything is the same, only I fart rainbows."

'You know which one to push Peppy. Push one.'

"Wow! These birds are getting clever."

Chicken Legs

Mensa Application Form.

'I have a pet snake.'

Not my business...