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Ficken or Chish?

"Dammit! I failed again trying to create a centaur, a minotaur and a mermaid."

'Okay - is there anybody ElSE whose homework ate their dog?'

'Hybrid Genetix: Sand Snullet.'

"A shiny new gene concatenator down the hall and you have to ask why?"

Convergent Fauna

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

The Map of the human brain

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Happy Easter

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

The Pink Bantha

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Epic Battles

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

Phoenix

Moustached gentleman

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

Patents office.

Honey Costume

Creator's Block

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."