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"Could you cut it so it implies evil, whilst also hinting at megalomania?"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Happy Easter

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Epic Battles

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

Moustached gentleman

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"Maybe I'm not the best choice to ask if your silly wife cartoons are funny!"

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Honey Costume

Creator's Block

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

'No, Igor, not Phillips head...Flat head! Flat head! Bring me the flat head!'

Candy Corn Dracula

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature

He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.

Joan of Arch

Fried Egg

"Well, I've been struggling to write a book about my struggle to write a book..."

"I designed it with A.I."

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

"It's about the world's smartest girl, her caring father, her fun-loving great aunt and her annoying, car-obsessed big brother."

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

At Halloween a little kid leaves the house wearing his father's construction clothes, tool belt and hard hat. In the window is a pumpkin with a hard hat on.