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'Note to self: never eat bean burritos before stalking a victim!'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Love at First Sight

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Bubble gum leaves

"Hugh fans!"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Zombies.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Phoenix

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Born of the Dead

Casting in the swamp.

The next damn Batman.

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"Frankenstein? Isn't the story of a being made from the parts of others a little far-fetched?" "I find it very believable."

Man is attacked by sea creature.

"Something nocturnal."

'Okay - is there anybody ElSE whose homework ate their dog?'

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

"In a strange way, General, we may have brought all this upon ourselves!"

For services to Tourism. . .

"It's always 'Get me a Godzilla type,' never 'Get me Godzilla!'"

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

How Platypuses Are Born

"It's the call of Cthulhu."