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"She's a weiner cat."

"Sure, it's disgusting, but it's nice to have something that needs me."

Romney had heard that taking one's pet out in public was a great way to meet women.

Seagiraffes

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'I want you to bring me one.'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'I'm really thirsty.'

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

Vet's Waiting Room

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

'One of these days that finger is gonna tap into the water. And when it does...I'll be ready....'

Persian

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."

'Justin, what did I say about storing your anteater there?'

"You simply must tell me about that African Vacation you took!"

Timmys Pet Ostrich

Unknown fact - Oysters are easy to train and make great pets.

"It's for the damn parrot"

'Careful, he bites.'

'You think you can purr your way out of anything, don't you?'