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"She's a weiner cat."

"Sure, it's disgusting, but it's nice to have something that needs me."

Seagiraffes

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'I want you to bring me one.'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

'I'm really thirsty.'

'One of these days that finger is gonna tap into the water. And when it does...I'll be ready....'

Vet's Waiting Room

Persian

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

"You simply must tell me about that African Vacation you took!"

Timmys Pet Ostrich

'Careful, he bites.'

'You think you can purr your way out of anything, don't you?'

"It's for the damn parrot"

Unknown fact - Oysters are easy to train and make great pets.

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."

'Justin, what did I say about storing your anteater there?'

'Play dead.'