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'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.'

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

'Yup...you've got em' alright. And they brought their circus, too.'

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

'I brought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

Stinging Bee

'Your dog or mine?'

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

"Boy, I have such a bad hangover! The guy I stung last night was drunk..."

"No wonder it's itchy: You have a whole flea circus on your back!"

"Please, please, please Mum! The flea circus has arrived: can we go?!"

'I want a straightforward answer: Did you or did you not willfully claw a flea to death on your left ear?'

Chimp with mail-order anthill.

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

An expecting Fly wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying MAGGOT.

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

'The ultrasound went well: Now, we just need to agree on 1263 baby names...'

Flea Market:'Won't be a minute...I'm just going for a top-up.'

'She's no ladybird Stan...' - Ladybird says 'bum...bottom.'

"OK, you know the rule kids: let's stick together!"

"Remember, when you score all hell will break loose!"