Flea Phobic Gifts

Doggie Horror Stories. "… And then the two terrible fleas produced 228 trillion descendants in less than nine months…"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"Here we are."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Dog Nightmares

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Dead Funny

'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

I'm afraid of Chia Pets, doctor. Actually, Al, so am I. Either you're getting well, or I'm going nuts.

Monster Realtor

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

Dentist Trip

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

'Where'd he go, nurse?'

Superhero with Acrophobia

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

I, Scream.

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

'Your dog or mine?'

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

"No wonder it's itchy: You have a whole flea circus on your back!"

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

Man to man: 'I turned down a raise because I'm afraid of heights.'

An elevator door opens to reveal rows of teeth

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

'It's only a game of Snake and Ladders, Gillian.'

Telephone Phobics Society