Flea Phobic Pillows

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"Here we are."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Dead Funny

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

Monster Realtor

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

Dentist Trip

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

'Where'd he go, nurse?'

Superhero with Acrophobia

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

'Your dog or mine?'

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

"No wonder it's itchy: You have a whole flea circus on your back!"

An elevator door opens to reveal rows of teeth

Man to man: 'I turned down a raise because I'm afraid of heights.'

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

"I'm just going to stay in the car until all the bees die off."

'Now, are you looking for a closet or something under a bed?'

Telephone Phobics Society