Insect Phobic Pillows

"I'm just going to stay in the car until all the bees die off."

The prying mantis,

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"She's a natural!"

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

Gnat King Cole in concert "Unforgetable that's what you are.."

A termite practical joke.

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

"Nonsense, Kevin. How could there be an anteater under your bed?"

"I like to crawl. I was happier as a caterpillar."

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!

The social isolation of the entomologist: 'Most people just want to talk about killing 'em.'

'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.'

"Looks like someone got lucky."

"Maybe there's a free lunch, too?"