Bug Phobia Pillows

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Dog Nightmares

Dead Funny

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Healthy Patients Only

"Pencil eraser."

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

Dentist Trip

Monster Realtor

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

'Where'd he go, nurse?'

Superhero with Acrophobia

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

I, Scream.

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

Man to man: 'I turned down a raise because I'm afraid of heights.'

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

An elevator door opens to reveal rows of teeth

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

"I can handle the big cats, but the clowns creep me out."

"Mind wiping that scanner first? There's no telling whose stuff has been dragged over it."

'It's only a game of Snake and Ladders, Gillian.'

Telephone Phobics Society

"I'm just going to stay in the car until all the bees die off."

'Now, are you looking for a closet or something under a bed?'

Psychiatry. It's funny. You're a germaphobe and the last patient on that couch has a phobia about soap!

'And why do you think you developed this overwhelming fear of couches?'