Bug Phobia Prints

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Dead Funny

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Healthy Patients Only

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

"Pencil eraser."

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

Dentist Trip

Monster Realtor

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

'Where'd he go, nurse?'

Superhero with Acrophobia

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

An elevator door opens to reveal rows of teeth

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

Man to man: 'I turned down a raise because I'm afraid of heights.'

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

'Now, are you looking for a closet or something under a bed?'

"I can handle the big cats, but the clowns creep me out."

Telephone Phobics Society

'Don't be frightened, he's only been 'n' gone 'n' done his back in again.'

"Mind wiping that scanner first? There's no telling whose stuff has been dragged over it."

'It's only a game of Snake and Ladders, Gillian.'

"I heard this movie is so scary."

'And why do you think you developed this overwhelming fear of couches?'