Bug Phobia Warrior Pillows

"We need a new room. We trashed the one we're in looking for bedbugs."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Extreme Bungy

Terry had a computer bug.

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

When cockroaches go unchecked.

Fruit Fly Job Interviews

"I have such strong feelers for you."

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

Bug hanging up stockings