Bug Phobia Warrior Gifts

"We need a new room. We trashed the one we're in looking for bedbugs."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

The Poky Little Pupa.

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Extreme Bungy

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Terry had a computer bug.

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

Exciting potato bugs.

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

When cockroaches go unchecked.

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Fruit Fly Job Interviews

Bug hanging up stockings

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Give it to me straight, Doc, and don't poopcoat it.

'There, that should freak 'em out.'