Flea-free Fanatics Pillows

Dalmatian or fleas?

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

'Yup...you've got em' alright. And they brought their circus, too.'

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

'Your dog or mine?'

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

'I want a straightforward answer: Did you or did you not willfully claw a flea to death on your left ear?'

"Please, please, please Mum! The flea circus has arrived: can we go?!"

"No wonder it's itchy: You have a whole flea circus on your back!"

'Your you is unzipped.'

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

Flea Market:'Won't be a minute...I'm just going for a top-up.'

'It's really getting crowded around here! I think we should move to a larger dog.'

'The good thing about this bad economy is having a wider selection from all the foreclosure moving sales.'

Marvo and his fleas at the vets, Vet with gun "I'm sorry but he's broken a leg".

'You need to do more than rustle your plumage, sir, to woo me.'

Cirque Du Flea

Dog walker

Flea Market.

'Most exotic fleas'