Fly Fiendishness Pillows

And he did, and they did.

"Here we are."

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Emotional Support Pest

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

"Well if it isn't Mr J.R.Hartley!"

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

'Food fight!'

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

'He has really taken to the training.'

Orchestra

Helicopter

'How long did you try before calling?'

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

Flight School.

Waiter, why are there TWO flies in my soup? The second fly is the first fly's attorney.

'Your you is unzipped.'

"Great - the drone can deliver fridges! Come on now, Petersen! It's time for the piano test!"

'If this is a fly-on-the-wall documentary, I'd be more interested in the fly's next chapter'

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

'EEEEEEX-CREMENT!'

'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'

Now it's time for Dung or no Dung! With your host Stinkhole Edmunds!

'Darling - look! I've dropped a gene size already.'

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

'At home with the blue-arsed flies 2009.'

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

'Oh no! I forgot my driving glasses! What! You too? Now what are we going to do?'

"Congratulations! You're the proud father of 5 thousand squirming little maggots!"

'I forgot to tell you that when George went through his armchair pilot phase he installed ejection seats.'

"Well, technically, your eyes are bigger than your stomach."