Fly Fascination Fans Pillows

'The flies are heading over this way. Brace yourself.'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Migrating cows.

Emotional Support Pest

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

'Food fight!'

"Love your ambiance!"

Helicopter

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

'He has really taken to the training.'

"He keeps touching me!"

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

'Your you is unzipped.'

"Great - the drone can deliver fridges! Come on now, Petersen! It's time for the piano test!"

'EEEEEEX-CREMENT!'

Now it's time for Dung or no Dung! With your host Stinkhole Edmunds!

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

Flight School.

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

'Oh no! I forgot my driving glasses! What! You too? Now what are we going to do?'

Sheep Ballast

"Congratulations! You're the proud father of 5 thousand squirming little maggots!"

'I forgot to tell you that when George went through his armchair pilot phase he installed ejection seats.'

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

"Well, technically, your eyes are bigger than your stomach."