Fly Fiendishness Mugs

And he did, and they did.

"Here we are."

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Emotional Support Pest

"Well if it isn't Mr J.R.Hartley!"

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

'Food fight!'

Orchestra

Helicopter

'How long did you try before calling?'

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

'He has really taken to the training.'

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

'EEEEEEX-CREMENT!'

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

Flight School.

"Great - the drone can deliver fridges! Come on now, Petersen! It's time for the piano test!"

Now it's time for Dung or no Dung! With your host Stinkhole Edmunds!

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

'Your you is unzipped.'

'Darling - look! I've dropped a gene size already.'

'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'

'At home with the blue-arsed flies 2009.'

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

'Oh no! I forgot my driving glasses! What! You too? Now what are we going to do?'

"Congratulations! You're the proud father of 5 thousand squirming little maggots!"

'I can't go on like this Wilfred - you've changed so - You're no longer the man I married.'

"Well, technically, your eyes are bigger than your stomach."

'I forgot to tell you that when George went through his armchair pilot phase he installed ejection seats.'